Well, it’s happened. I’ve eaten the Lady’s Brunch Burger / Luther Burger, and I have pleasantly encountered the Boondocks episode, The Itis, as well. And I’ve lived to tell the tale. Last Sunday was burger night at the house, and I figured if I’m going for broke anyways, why not throw Paula Deen’s [...]

So we bought a box of marshmallow gummi hamburgers at Smart & Final for my birthday, and they are, by far the most disturbing item I’ve ever had in my mouth.  It’s like eating a slice of citrus flavoured tire (the three layer gummi portion) sandwiched between two cheap, stale marshmallows.  It’s both [...]

Paula Deen is my kitchen MILF, and I have no choice but to love her. And I love burgers. I’ve eaten burgers all across this country, I’ve planned trips around the schedules of lonely road burger joints, and I’ve spent the past 2-3 years perfecting the hamburger in my home kitchen. I could [...]

There just hasn’t been enough food porn on this site lately.  I’m sorry.  I just haven’t invested the time to either process the photos of what I’m eating, or to write about it.  I know, you dear reader, are sad.  I’m sad too – it’s winter and I’m still waiting to see if [...]