I’m going to presume that this tape was given away with Happy Meals or in some other unpleasant manner thrust upon the virgin ears of tender young girls and boys. Released on the Rhino Kids label, which I can only presume is a morality-free black hole of closet pedophiles, based upon their willingness to [...]

Back from transdimensional adventures, it’s time to get back to our roots with the Tabernackle of Praise. This tape, likely constructed in the basement workshop of Los Angeles Christ-o-phile/preacher Marshall Blue, is actually much more listenable than it appears at first glance. Clad in a sea foam green xeroxed cover, I can’t remember where [...]

Some people say chickens are nature’s way of making more eggs. But there is nothing in nature that accounts for the stupidity of George Lucas, who birthed this poor, failed piece of media.

As a child, I had a fascination with Howard, as he was definitely the standout character on my Marvel Comics character [...]